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Friday, September 04, 2009

Did You Know That Glenn Beck Raped And Murdered A Young Girl In 1990?

There's evidence out there that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, and most tellingly, Beck hasn't denied that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 -- so therefore it must be true that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, which is something that he clearly did do.

You can find it all at  It's a website, so you know what is said on there is true.  And most importantly, Glenn Beck has yet to come forward and deny that the website is lying when it says that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. 

Below, from that website, I've posted one of the most compelling and uncontrovertible pieces of evidence which proves beyond a shadow of all reason that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

The “Why”: Why haven’t we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

Beck’s Background: He has exposed himself as a guy over and over again who has a deep seeded hatred for consensual sex.  I’m not saying he doesn’t like consensual sex, I’m saying he has a problem.

Search for Proof: It is rumored that Beck consumed the remains of the girl in a post-coitus ritualistic ceremony.  Hence, no body.  There’s no proof that he raped & murdered that girl. It’s just as likely that he murdered & THEN raped her.  There’s no proof that it was a girl, after he was done with it the genitalia were so mutilated that a definitive gender couldn’t be determined.

Pleading with Beck: Come clean, Glenn, just come clean. It’s the right time now. It is the decent thing for you to do, out of respect for the American people, and if you don’t respect them, out of respect for yourself. For the sake of the girl’s family, or girls’ families, *sniff* think of the families, Glenn, *sobs*, they need just that little bit of closure your confession can give them, just, please, Glenn, think of those poor families *cries* and what you have *cries a bit more* have put them through…

Let’s Blame in on the Mainstream Media (MSM): Why is the MSM not reporting that Glenn Beck might have raped and murdered a girl in 1990? They are covering for his rape and murder of that girl.

Let me interject here to point out that Fox News especially has failed to do a single story about Glenn Beck raping and murdering a young girl in 1990.  Not ONE!

Let the Records State: No link has been provided to Glenn Beck’s murder record to prove that he was not involved with a rape and murder of a girl in 1990.  A Lexis-Nexis search will reveal not one record of the statement “Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a girl today” in all of the records for 1990.  Even more damning, a Google search will not disprove the rape and murder.

Turn to the Snopes Sleuths: Someone needs to put together an email about Glenn Beck raping and murder that girl back in 1990 so we can all start pestering Snopes to varify if it is true or not.

Vast Coverup Conspiracy: I have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn’t rape and murder that girl in 1990.  Some say Glenn Beck has spent possibly THREE BILLION DOLLARS to cover up the fact that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Why won’t Glenn Beck release her death certificate? WHERE GLENN WHERE?! Wouldn’t it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn’t rape and murder a girl in 1990. It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step. Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?

NEED MORE PROOF?  “R” is for radical “A” is for astronaut, “P” is for paper, “S” is for super-douche, “T” well, I don’t have that yet, but if I did, this would spell “rapist”.  Oh, the “I”?  That’s for oligarch or oligahr or orgalorg or…

I mean, poll results overwhelming show that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.  What more evidence do you need?

Also, you'll note that Glenn Beck is trying to draw attention away from himself a LOT lately.  He's been claiming that everyone from John Rockefeller to everyone in the Obama Administration is a puppet of ACORN/Hitler/Karl Marx.  Why is Beck trying to draw the spotlight off of himself and onto others?  What is he hiding?  That's just the kind of behavior -- textbook behavior, in fact -- that you would expect from a man who raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, which is something Beck has refused to deny ever doing.

Even on Yahoo Answers, the issue has been addressed:


(And yes, this is all satire.  The point of this post and the website above is to show how faux journalism, the kind purveyed by Glenn Beck himself, is not only alive and well, but misleading and dangerous.  As for whether Glenn Beck really did rape and murder a young girl in 1990, I don't know.  But people are sure asking legitimate questions, huh? So what does that tell you?)

UPDATE:  A graph shows that all this is probably true:


Other photos are surfacing:




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This is getting even bigger: Some guy just made T-shirts demanding Glenn Beck be investigated for the possible alleged rape and murder of a young girl in 1990.

I hope for Glenn Beck's sake that he can kill off these rumours once and for all by simply denying them live on air. That would settle the matter for me.

I am disappointed in Glenn Beck. He needs to come forward to answer the important questions regarding the rape and murder of a young girl in 1990. He needs to do it for the good of the country.

The clock is ticking, Mr. Beck. Every minute you fail to disprove this serious allegation regarding the rape and murder of a young girl in 1990 is another minute you fail to disprove this serious allegation regarding the rape and murder of a young girl in 1990.

As I was pointing out elsewhere yesterday: there are some strong anecdotal pieces of the puzzle that you need to consider.

1.) Beck is from Mount Vernon, Washington. Mount Vernon is about an hour's travel time from the killing grounds of serial rapist/murderers Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgway. Both Bundy and Ridgway never hesitated to rape and murder YOUNG girls.

2.) Ted Bundy was a rising political star, very active in REPUBLICAN PARTY promotion.

Now given that Beck is from northwestern Washington, and is a Republican, and that northwestern Washington is well known for producing Republicans that rape and murder young girls, how can we not at least strongly suspect that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990?

If this is true that Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 he was like a magician keeping everyone focused on his left hand while brutally raping and killing a girl with his right hand

as a TRUE American I want answers and every day Beck fails to comment on this he detroys America a little more

If Glenn Beck MURDERED and RAPED a GIRL in 1990 I would have to say look at his mentors,Oreilly,R.Limpbaulls,Jim Quinn & Rose, Hannity. They all are complicate in this cover-up.Not one of them have ever come forward, stepped up and said ,"Glen Beck didn't murder a girl in 1990." They're all smoke and mirrors. Let's protect each others rears while we RAPE and MURDER.One more cover-up that Fox will not air. If I wasn't a former drug addicted alchoholic that murdered and raped a girl in 1990 myself, I would never have found this out about Glenn Beck. Can anyone that Raped and Murdered a girl in 1990 get there own TV/talk show?

It's sickening! Now Glen Beck is trying to shutdown the website that has exposed him. If Glen Beck didn't rape and murder a young girl in 1990, then why is he going to so much trouble to sweep it under the rug?

IT was from a satirical website, they did the same to RUSH. Beck did NOT DO ANY OF THIS. And he is after the site that posted it. If you read the site and the bottom (in very small type of course) it written a disclaimer that this it a satirical website and I believe he is suing or at least trying to shut them down. It's comes from a person that has to be a pretty sick human to do that to someone, so go after them and not Beck. They did the same thing to I can imagine WHO was behind it all.


If he didn't rape and murder a young girl in 1990, where's the girl?

Hey, Mitsy, what's being satirized here is BECK'S OWN "JOURNALISTIC" STYLE. This is exactly the kind of thing he does to others. Your comment "a person that has to be a pretty sick human to do that to someone" would seem to indicate you're reevaluating your opinion of Glenn Beck, but somehow I doubt that's the case. Zing, right over your head.

You people are sick...what Glenn Beck exposes everyday is the corruption, radicalsim and communism that are trying to destroy this country. This website about Glenn Beck is ridiculous and it's not sattire, it's just down right stupid. I guess you must be one of those radical, communists!

So, it's okay for Glenn Beck to use these reprehensible tactics, but anyone else who uses the same tactics on him is a "radical communist"? Strange definition of "freedom," there, "Freedom America." Sounds more like "party elitism" -- oh no, wait, that's a COMMUNIST idea, isn't it. What, are you a secret communist? Shocking!

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There are too many eerie coincidences for Beck not to be expected to answer ... But has he denied the allegations? NO!! Instead, he actually tried covering them up and when that failed he started suing people.

That's just one of the funniest statements about Glenn Beck I've ever read. Are you part of the comedy? Surely you're not serious.

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